What is great about today’s telegram, it that the text was written by the birthday recipient herself! It is slightly modified here to fit the music.
You’re the boys’ splendid wonder,
And the males’ special pet;
Mysterious raven brown,
and scrumptious chocolate deb’.
Yes, yes, you are the goddess;
Caramel-laden queen.
We hail and ever love thee
worship and you adore.
Your beauty and your charity
Exude from every pore.
The Bowen’s through me sing:
Happy Birthday Ms. King!