Morning greetings, Dixie Marree,
from Mr. Taylor – your good friend Zach.
He is sorry that this is late,
but loves you to the full moon and back.
That is why he’s entrusted me
to tell you y’all have Cat Stephens tix,
and to sing you a birthday song
with my big opera voice just for kicks.
Happy Birthday Dixie Marree!
How very fitting your work is
where winter clothing and sports gear is sold
so you can mountain bike to work
and kayak with your Malamutes in tow.
Though Skarekrowe keeps you warm
with dread locks and with Reggae music
Wet kisses from “Big Perm” and
Willamena do the trick!