Oh, Happy Birthday to you Edward!
Fifty’s the number. You’re not old.
Oh, do not hide your head, dear Edward.
Because your loved one’s know you’re bald.
All children call you “uncle.”
Your family’s heart is full.
Though you pamper the Mercedes,
Wife Jodie… loves you still.
Don’t kill this Viking messenger!
I know you practice Tae Kwon-do
Or something else. No one really knows
They just know you’re a master.
Kids Sara, Alison and Robert,
Friends and family wish you well.
Tonight and every day to follow
They are celebrating you.
To you, dear Edward!
To you, Edward!