Happy Birthday, Uncle Tom,
from Katie and Joe and the Richardvilles
who wish they could have
come to this surprise birthday bash today.
You’re loved by your wife Camille,
John, Peggy, Casey, Janey and their great families
your children and their kids, too.
That’s a lot of love, woo hoo!
You play a lot of sports
but you need some surgery
so your knees will no longer be ouchy.
You are a Liberal – a die-hard Democrat
but drink a lot of Tea. Oh Tom,
what can that really mean?
You’re turning seventy,
believe in Enneagram,
ah, enthusiastic Tom, you are the man!