Oh! Happy birthday Scotty,
or, shall I ask “What’s Up”?
Success for you was certain
since you were a wee pup.
Yes, yes, even in high school
you carried a briefcase.
And look at you today, Scott.
You’re a big director/
designer of cool packages.
Oh, Scotty, redesign mine.
Happy birthday dear Scott.
We really think you’re hot!