Tanti auguri! Tanti auguri!
Oh, Maureen, Happy Birthday from your friend Lynn
Who loves you so much, just like you love fine wine,
You are divine!
Italia really beckons you
But if you left we all would cry “boo hoo.”
Oh, Maureen, who would plan the parties
For Bill, Michelle and the Blue and White Balls?
Dear Maureen, Happy Birthday!