Oh, how glorious it must be
to be here on this very night
celebrating fertility.
However you gave your friends a fright.
You’re expecting! It’s clear you are
two couples who passion do not lack.
But your friends needed C.P.R.,
from your news they had a heart attack.
Oh, boy… oh, girl… who knows… for sure?
Oh, Zygote comes from a Greek word
in English meaning yoke, oh yes, that’s true.
It’s funny how some folks who think
that kids are tough end up with quite a few.
You couples both are now expecting –
not ONE child – but two.
It seems to me and all your friend’s right here
the yoke’s on you!